Schedule your Safety Meeting: It’s back!
Some days, we all feel it. Life’s daily loop of monotonous work calls, grocery shopping stress, and traffic jam horrors that just get ya down. Well, call up your friends because it's time for a Safety Meeting! That’s right folks, your favorite reward is back and better than ever to turn any day around. All you need to hear is that one, beautiful sentence: "Hey, should we go for a Safety Meeting?"
Puff, Puff Protocol
Safety Meeting is the one meeting you won't wanna skip…maybe you’ll even skip to it! The stellar, high-performance ceramic core vape is available in 3 distinct extracts:
- Distillate: A highly potent, purified form of cannabis, for anyone looking for that straight-to-the-point smoke.
- Live Resin: Derived from fresh-frozen cannabis, the plant’s natural flavors, aromas, and terpenes are preserved for an all-embracing high.
- Live Terp: Combining live terpenes with distillate, expect potent effects with brilliant, memorable flavors.
Everyone is invited to Safety Meetings, so we’ve carefully concocted a whopping 11 mouth-watering choices to match any mood or preference:
- Root Beer Mac: Like a freshly-cracked can of ice-cold cola with a generous squeeze of refreshing citrus.
- Amethyst Sour: Distinct and ethereal with citrus, cherry, and dark, woodsy notes for those moodier moments.
- Mango Kush: Bright, sweet, and tropical…for serious getaways.
- Stone Sour: Punchingly zesty with a face-scrunching bite and a bright, funky edge.
- Vivid Nights: Twistedly sour yet wonderfully sweet with a subtle, fuel taste.
- Purple Cherry Ripple: Buzzingly rich with ripe cherries and earthy undertones.
- LSD: A hip, unexpected marriage between diesel and bright berries with a soft, earthy whisper.
- Lavender Lucy: Did someone bake cookies?! This yummy flavor is like baked goodies just out of the oven with a tasty medley of funky fruit.
- Ice Cream Cookies: Dessert lovers, this one is for you! It's creamy, sweet, and superbly earthy…absolute perfection.
- Elephant trunk: A sweet harmony of candy paired with a pleasant, gas-like deliciousness.
- Midnight Delight: Hint of spice beautifully brightened by grape sweetness. A brilliant balance of bold yet delicate.
Together for safety! You’re part of our crew now.
Toolbox Talk
These vapes are a step above the rest. They don’t just hit...they inspire. A real Safety Meeting isn’t about checking out…it’s about tapping in. Whether you’re sneaking in a puff between deadlines, finally putting your feet up after a very Monday-ish Wednesday, or simply elevating your next hang with pals, Safety Meeting is designed to spark joy in the every day, offering sweet, sweet camaraderie amidst the chaos. Go ahead and text the crew…schedule the Safety Meeting.
Grab the supplies for your next Safety Meeting from your favorite dispensary!